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The work does not contain any statistics, whatever. Those who purchase it hoping to find a wealth of mental arithmetic or mirth-inspiring crop reports will be bitterly disappointed. I conversed with Mr. Visscher on this subject sometime ago and tried to show him that he ought to weave in some statistics, but he thought he would not do so. . . . He did not feel like trifling with his readers by inserting flippant columns of figures. He said, moreover, that figures would not lie, and for that reason they would be lonely and unhappy in this work.
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Within the last half century, the broad, exaggerative style of American newspaper humor was planted and it has run riot ever since. Indeed there is a sort of itch for humor that seems to be catching, and it has set a great many to scratching. It is one phase of cacothes scribendi [EN8]
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"Now, sir," said the shooter to the poet, "you begin up there and drink your way down. Quick. No words." The poet made swift use of his hands, ah-hahed his way, and reaching the end of the liquid journey, turned to the bad man and said: "Say, have him fill 'em up again and I'll drink my way back." [EN12]As a personality Visscher was a man to be reckoned with.
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Out of the breath of the blazes;Only a few days earlier, the Daily News, very likely with opponent Visscher in mind, allowed that Seattle, though suffering disaster, had thus far escaped "a perhaps worse infliction" — the poets. The colonel's long and wrathful retort had the informing precept that "people without poetic instincts" such "souls as guide the News" — are the most despicable of all humanity." [EN15]
Out of the heat and blare,
Away from the stricken city,
Cometh the brave and fair;
Cometh the city's singers
With songs and roundelays
To bless us with their music. [EN14]
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The scene will live forever in the memories of all who saw it. Poets will sing of it; painters will endeavor to transfer it to canvas; many will attempt to describe it by word of mouth, but only through the camera of remembrance can it be perfectly seen again, and then only through the remembrance of those who admire the majesty of nature and who love the beautiful therein.It might not do to suggest that in the unlikely figure of Visscher we had a man to match our mountain.
If there is any way of discovering what malign elements could have been boiling together when the cramped, crabbed, foul sump and defoedation which stands for the editorial brains of the News, was evolved, then naturalists should not despair of finding the connecting link between the mud lark and the quagmire draggletail. [EN24]
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